This tuna salad is good on a bagel, in a tuna melt, etc.
Principles
This being a salad (and not, say, a cake, or bread, etc.), the important thing is not the precise recipe, but rather the approach.
- High-quality ingredients. Greens should be fresh. Tuna should be the good stuff (premium-quality, packed in olive oil rather than soybean oil or water, etc.). Mayonnaise should be a good brand or homemade rather than e.g. Hellman’s or supermarket brand.
- Seasonings are always “to taste”. Put in some whatever; mix it in; taste it; if it’s not enough, put in more whatever.
- Don’t skimp on the mayo. The salad should not be dry.
Ingredients
Basics
- Two 4.5 oz. cans tuna
- Two eggs (extra-large)
- Two sticks celery
- Two bulbs of chives
- 1⁄2 cup diced onion (red; or white, or whatever)
- (optional) 1⁄4 cup chopped fresh parsley
Additions
All of the below is “however much it turns out you need”:
- smetana (~2 tbsp)
- mayonnaise (~1⁄4 cup)
- lemon juice (~1 tsp)
- grated parmesan cheese (~2 tbsp)
- vinegar (see below)
For the vinegar, use balsamic if you have it; otherwise, mix white or apple cider vinegar with e.g. cherry syrup (or some other strongly flavored fruity syrup). You need just enough to cover the chopped onion in a measuring cup.
Seasonings
All of these are “to taste”:
- soy sauce (~1 tsp)
- W*re sauce (3 drops)
- salt
- pepper
- paprika
- other stuff? cayenne pepper? garlic powder? whatever you want
Procedure
- Hard-boil eggs, let them cool.
- Quick-marinate the onion in the vinegar by putting them both in a measuring cup and covering with plastic wrap for 15–30 minutes.
- Drain onion. Cut celery into big chunks. Chives, ditto. Peel eggs. Put all of this in a food processor and pulse several times, until finely chopped. Transfer to large bowl.
- Drain tuna. Break up tuna chunks into small flakes. Add to bowl.
- Add seasonings and lemon juice to bowl. Mix to combine.
- Add smetana and mayonnaise to bowl. Mix to combine.
- Taste and adjust seasonings if needed.
- Transfer to small bowl, cover with plastic wrap, refrigerate.